No habla

I don’t speak Spanish.  This is not ideal, especially when in a Spanish-speaking country. 

My husband is fluent, and I understand a little Spanish and have learned a few phrases.  I would like to learn more. But sometimes, *sometimes,* it is rather entertaining to remain mostly-ignorant.

For instance, I know that “salud” is what people say as a beverage toast. So, you can imagine my interest when we saw a truck for the “Minsterio de Salud El Salvador” (MINSAL).  A Ministry of Toasts?! Sign me up!

Alas, no. Preston informed me “salud” means “health,” as in “a toast to your health.”

It’s the Department of Health.

How disappointing.

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The San Salvador anthropological museum has a new photo exhibit with the word “sueno” in the title. It was an exhibit full of photos of children.  I know “sueno” is the word you use to describe being tired, and I thought it was kind of weird to have a whole photo exhibit of tired children, although they are awfully cute when they sleep. But when I saw the exhibit, I discovered that not one child was photographed sleeping and none of them looked particularly tired.

So confusing.

I asked Preston about it later.  Turns out “sueno” means “dream.” The phrase that can be used to say “I am tired,” would be literally translated “I have dream.”

The photo exhibit title made more sense, but I was still a little foggy on the “I’m tired” phrase in Español. I thought it was “Tango sueno,” but I checked google translate to make sure… and in fact, those two words would mean,  ”Argentine dance, dream.”  I checked another one of my key phrases, “Tango hombre,” and discovered it does not mean “I am hungry.” It means “Argentine dance, man.”

What have I been saying?

I think I was looking for “Tengo hambre.” or “Tengo sueno.” Ahem. 

No tengo ningún conocimiento de español.

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Baskediddies

Ezra loves basketball, or “baskediddies!” But when you’re in a foreign country, far away from your good ole American basketball equipment, sometimes you have to improvise…

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Caballero

A few of Ezra’s favorite things, Central America edition: horses, tortugas, cars, buses, bicydiddies, (soccer) balls.  

Horses are a new love, and a strong one. Indeed, at this point, most every animal is a “horse,” with the exception of turtles, cats and dogs.

So, I could not resist the opportunity to buy a handmade wooden rocking horse on the side of the road. For $20! 

On the way home, Ezra kept asking, “horse? horse?” at every stop. We would take him to the back of the car and show him that yes, indeed, his horse was still back there. “Horse! horse!” 

I would say he is pleased with the purchase.

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A recent morning’s ride…

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We hold this cuteness to be self-evident

Happy Fourth of July!








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Pastry chef

Make no mistake, Ezra is his father’s son. He is already carrying on the proud family tradition of pie crust making.

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In fact, he is considering starting his own cooking show. He’s a natural, as you can see — mixing, measuring, explaining the process, and sharing cute little anecdotes with his signature wit and flair.Image

 

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Like every self-respecting toddler chef, Ezra knows a key part of cooking is testing the dough…especially if one of the main ingredients is butter. In fact, it is important to Chef Ezra to test the BUTTER first, before it even goes in. He may be in the early stages of his chef career, but Ezra has already developed a deep and abiding devotion to butter. Julia Child would be proud. Image

“With enough butter, anything is good.”

 

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Flag Day!

Well, hello there. My name is Spunky Monkey. And I am happy to be hosting this year’s edition of Flag Day Follies. Tune in for interviews, entertainment, a very special single ball juggling act and some of my favorite stories about the grand ole’ flag — all told in one syllable grunts.

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Casual Friday

It’s track suit Friday! Lookin’ good, feelin’ good…

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Our little coach would also like to send a special long-distance dedication and early birthday shout-out to Grandma, who gave him the awesome track suit (and book). We love you, Grandma!

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